Tangentially related rant: We had a new contributor open up a pull request today and I gave their changes an initial look to make sure no malicious code is included.
I couldn’t see anything wrong with it. The PR was certainly a bit short, but the task they tackled was pretty much a matter of either it works or it doesn’t. And I figured, if they open a PR, they’ll have a working solution.…well, I tell the CI/CD runner to get going and it immediately runs into a compile error. Not an exotic compile error, the person who submitted the PR had never even tried to compile it.
Then it dawned on me. They had included a link to a GitHub Copilot workspace, supposedly just for context.
In reality, they had asked the dumbass LLM to do the change described in the ticket and figured, it would produce a working PR right off the bat. No need to even check it, just let the maintainer do the validation.In an attempt to give them constructive feedback, I tried to figure out, if this GitHub Copilot workspace thingamabob had a Compile-button that they just forgot to click, so I actually watched Microsoft’s ad video for it.
And sure enough, I saw right then and there, who really was at fault for this abomination of a PR.The ad showed exactly that. Just chat a bit with the LLM and then directly create a PR. Which, yes, there is a theoretical chance of this possibly making sense, like when rewording the documentation. But for any actual code changes? Fuck no.
So, most sincerely: Fuck you, Microsoft.
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Lmao, what, that’s wild. How did they justify this??
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Oof.
My employer pays a
buttloadbottomload of money to CircleCI - for extensive checks (build, lint, formatting, full test suite, as well as custom scripts for translation converage, docs,… for the full tech stack) on every push. Reviews start only when everything passes.I think you have given me a new-found appreciation for the reasoning behind that decision… 😄
Commit with
Co-authored-by: Copilot
or maybe better
--author=Copilot
It would certainly help evaluate submissions to have that context
We will never solve the Scunthorpe Problem.
It’s a clbuttic
Truly in a clbottom of its own
Hasn’t it been proven unsolvable?
Proven? I don’t think so. I don’t think there’s a way to devise a formal proof around it. But there’s a lot of evidence that, even if it’s technically solvable, we’re nowhere close.
Have you tried adding a few more kilobytes of regex?
Or a few more gb of LLM?
I swear, I just need 4-5 more graphics cards to solve this!
I mean, you could just use a vaguely smarter filter. A tiny "L"LM might have different problems, but not this one.
So a TLM?
TJA suggests a TLM.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Awww, it’s trying its best!
Indeed; it definitely would show some promise. At that point, you’d run into the problem of needing to continually update its weighting and models to account for evolving language, but that’s probably not a completely unsolvable problem.
So maybe “never” is an exaggeration. As currently expressed, though, I think I can probably stand by my assertion.
Scunthorpe Problem
If only one could buttassinate censorship…
Don’t you mean buttbuttinate?
bottombottominate
FTFY
I have no rebottomal for this comment.
It causes so much dawizard.
I had a Pycharm linter with “inconsiderate writing list” flag my use of “bi” as inappropriate, recommending to use “bisexual” instead. In my data job, BI, means business intelligence, it’s everywhere.
Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual
I now identify as a Power Bisexual.
Power top or bottom?
365
“I’m a power bisexual 365.”
That works.
How is that inconsiderate? That’s just informal
(Using “bi” to mean “bisexual”, I mean, not “business intelligence” lol)
No, it’s right.
Business intelligence is inconsiderate and must be stopped!
Fully agreed! And while we’re at it, get rid of Power Pivot!
I think it’s probably because it is informal or maybe ambiguous.
I’m confused how bi is inappropriate
Huh, I’ve only heard business logic before.
Business intelligence is in the context of analytics. It means something very different from “business logic”, in case you’re thinking they’re synonyms…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_intelligence
Holy shit, 10,000 commits because each change was individual (I’m assuming automated).
https://github.com/mrdoob/three.js/pull/29798
Those commit messages though 🤣
They automated randomization of the commit messages? Wtf?
Gotta appreciate the level of commitment on this commit…
oh god
yeah, no. haha
lol😁
And they’re all with different commit message:
“switched arse to bottom to create a more uplifting vibe”
“took arse out and put bottom in to keep my language warm and friendly”
“thought bottom would sound a lot nicer than arse, so I used it”
And so on…
wtf it was real?
The problem was named after an incident in 1996 in which AOL’s profanity filter prevented residents of the town of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England, from creating accounts with AOL, because the town’s name contains the substring “cunt”.
haha
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Google: kill child process
FBI: ಠ_ಠGoogle: kill child process linux console
FBI:(︶︿︶)
It’s a clbuttic mistake.
I’ve been tempted to create a bot that does nothing but search comments in code for misspelled words and create pull requests for them.
If it stays in comments, little chance in breaking a working codebase and I’d have an insane amount of commits and contributions to a wide variety of codebases for my resume.
I’ll never be a top tier coder. But I might make management.
In case that wasn’t satire, please don’t 🥲 A small typo in a comment is not a big issue, and even if the PR is straightforward, a maintainer still has to take some time reviewing it, which takes time away from fixing actual bugs 😢
But think of the gains!
Simple changes require only simple reviews.
A better use of your time is to improve documentation. Developers generally hate documentation so it’s often in need of improvement. Rewrite confusing sentences. Add tutorials that are missing. Things like that. You don’t necessarily have to be a good developer or even understand the code of the project; you just have to have some knowledge of the project as an end user.
I have nominated you to the who’s who in america award
I am in doubt. That wouldn’t even compile. But who am I to think somebody changing something like this would actually do a test compilation afterwards…
HTML isn’t compiled, and unknown attributes are allowed. The best practice is to prefix non-standard attributes with
data-
(e.g.<div data-foo="test">
) but nothing enforces that. Custom attributes can be retrieved in JavaScript or targeted in CSS rules.
It’s time for chbottomt and clbottom to finally become valid HTML statements.
Or just have some random subset of browsers support them for some reason and other browsers not so much. It’s the html way.
clbottomt when the chtopt shows up [imagine this as that popular GIF meme]
Fucking Scunthorpes!
OMG this took me way too long to get. They replace the substring “ass” 😭😭
Ok, how is “charset” vulgar?
Edit: got it; arse
got it; arse
It would certainly be an issue if you didn’t have one
The ol’ master/ slave configuration again…
those are terms, this is substrings within words
I haven’t seen branches or variables being called
arse
Then again, I do like to catch exceptions as
up
so I canthrow up
At least for that we have replacement names that make sense (like primary and secondary or replica).